• Pretending to be a cat
  • Sleeping
  • Eating
  • Chasing his toy wolf when thrown. Only when bothered of course.
  • Watching Big Cats on TV, from his self selected spot on the new sofa. Hoomans must sit on floor - naturally.


  • Being removed from said sofa to sleep in any of his 3 beds.
  • Being awake - valuable sleeping time lost for no valid reason.
  • Going for walks. Please see above - NO VALID REASON.
  • Only eating twice a day. Only valid reason to be awake.


  • Being a bulluahua
  • Splooting when it's time for walkies.
  • Sprinting upstairs to sleep on the biggest bed when no one is watching.


  • Sleeping more
  • Eating more
  • Going out less
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